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   Did you hear about the new book on anti-gravity? || It's impossible to put down.

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2. #2

   Did you hear about the world's greatest watch thief? || He stole all the time.

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3. #3

   Why was the basketball court all wet? || People kept dribbling all over it.

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4. #4

   Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? || Because they're really good at it.

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5. #5

   Did you hear about the circus fire? || It was in tents.

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6. #6

   What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? || Frost-bitten.

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7. #7

   What do you call cheese that's not yours? || Nacho cheese.

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8. #8

   Why do bees hum? || Because they don't know the words.

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