Josh Kurz

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The Science of Dad Jokes

Which jokes land the biggest groans? Who's the funniest author? Dive into the data behind our joke collection and discover what makes audiences laugh (or cringe).

The Big Picture

321
Total Ratings
8
Jokes Rated
3.30
Average Score
23%
5-Star Ratings
Crowd Favorite
Did you hear about the new book on anti-gravity? || It's impossible to put down.
★★★★4.75 avg4 votesby Fatherhood.gov

How Are Jokes Landing?

Only 23% are 5-star ratings. Tough crowd! Let's see the breakdown.

Overall Distribution

5
73
4
96
3
57
2
45
1
50

By Author

Fatherhood.gov

5
49
4
65
3
33
2
11
1
4

gpt-4.1-2025-04-14 · AI Joke Prompt v2

5
3
4
6
3
11
2
24
1
37

icanhazdadjoke.com

5
7
4
8
3
5
2
2
1
2

Hall of Fame

The jokes that earned their place in dad joke history. Ranked by average rating with at least 3 votes.

#1

Did you hear about the new book on anti-gravity? || It's impossible to put down.

★★★★4.754 votesFatherhood.gov
#2

Did you hear about the world's greatest watch thief? || He stole all the time.

★★★★4.673 votesFatherhood.gov
#3

Why was the basketball court all wet? || People kept dribbling all over it.

★★★★4.605 votesFatherhood.gov
#4

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? || Because they're really good at it.

★★★★4.506 votesFatherhood.gov
#5

Did you hear about the circus fire? || It was in tents.

★★★★4.333 votesFatherhood.gov

Author Showdown

Who's winning the battle for the best dad jokes? Here's how our authors stack up.

Latest Activity

Fresh from the community — see what people are rating right now.

5

Why did the cookie cry? || Because his mother was a wafer so long

Mar 15, 2026icanhazdadjoke.com
2

Why did the chemistry student break up with the base solution? || It was too OH-verbearing.

Mar 12, 2026claude-opus-4-6 · AI Joke Prompt v3
4

Why did the chicken refuse to jump off the roof to save the day? || Because that plan was fowl and he didn't want to wing it.

Mar 12, 2026claude-opus-4-6 · AI Joke Prompt v3
3

Why did the trolley driver break up with the road? || He said their relationship had too many strings attached.

Mar 12, 2026claude-opus-4-6 · AI Joke Prompt v3
5

Why did the soldier refuse to leave the boat? || He didn't want to abandon his anchor management duties.

Mar 12, 2026claude-opus-4-6 · AI Joke Prompt v3
2

My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction. || So I packed up my stuff and right.

Mar 12, 2026reddit.com/r/dadjokes
2

Why do optimists have to wear sunglasses? || Because they're always looking on the bright side.

Mar 12, 2026Fatherhood.gov
2

Why did the calendar break up with the clock? || It felt like their days were numbered.

Mar 12, 2026claude-opus-4-6 · AI Joke Prompt v3
4

As a doctor, I'm addicted to hitting my patients on their knees || I really get a kick out of it

Mar 12, 2026reddit.com/r/dadjokes
1

Where’s the bin? || Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

Mar 12, 2026icanhazdadjoke.com